10 - Philadelphia Casino & Racetrack - A Totally New Way To Play The Double!

9 - Monmouth Park - Really Really Far From Any Toxic Waste!
8- Keeneland - Our Polytrack Will Amuse You And Confuse You!
7- Aqueduct - Where Snow And Ice Meets Gambling Vice!

6 - Belmont - The Big Empty

photo credit Johnny Evil
5 - Saratoga - We're Not Like Aqueduct At All We're For White People
4 - Suffolk Downs - Home Of The Mass Cap (when we feel like it)
3- Hollywood Park - We Put The Track In Track Housing

2- Mountaineer - Better Than Cockroach Races....You Betcha!!!

1- Del Mar - Where The Sea Foam Meets The Styrofoam
1 comment:
here's another one for Del Mar... "Where the Turf Meets the Botox"
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